Rabbit, Rabbit! It's Going to Be a Lucky Month!
It's going to be a lucky month, I just know. Because my first words were "rabbit, rabbit!" The superstition says that saying this on the first day of a new month, before you speak another word, will bring you luck all month long! Dang, could we use a little luck! It would be great if we suddenly happened upon the greatest jobs in existence, my jewelry shop sales took a sharp upturn, and a gruff but lovable eccentric billionaire decided to adopt us.
... That happens, right?